|tears4dragons||Jul. 31st, 2007 01:25 pm old|
Girl 1: Everyone is old.Leave a comment
Girl 2: Except babies.
Girls 1: Oh, yeah, except babies.
|sailorsamus||Mar. 31st, 2007 11:01 am|
Robbie: Well, I'm off to spread hate and discontent...Leave a comment
me: Have fun with that.
(that's one of our town cops...he's pretty sadistic, I think it's why he's a cop)
|sailorsamus||Mar. 31st, 2007 11:00 am|
Tim: How ya doin Coach?Leave a comment
Coach Drendel: Upright and breathing and that beats the alternative.
|sailorsamus||Mar. 31st, 2007 10:52 am|
Dr. Henson: I don't see why you guys are getting so worked up by COBOL...1 comment - Leave a comment
student: That's because we haven't been using COBOL since it was invented.
|sailorsamus||Feb. 24th, 2007 12:36 pm|
Anything that doesn't talk back to you, you may use.Leave a comment
-dr. sam, explaining the rules of open note exams
|tears4dragons||Feb. 23rd, 2007 03:49 pm|
boy: Do you work?Leave a comment
me: Yes, I am working.
girl: Your not working, your teaching.
|sailorsamus||Feb. 18th, 2007 12:53 am|
Charles: Hey, watch it. That's harassment...sexual harassment.Leave a comment
Me: IT WAS NOT!
Charles: She hit me in the butt.
Me: With the DOOR!
Charles: Doesn't matter, it was still the butt. That's sexual harassment.
Me: That's just wishful thinking.
|sailorsamus||Feb. 11th, 2007 07:45 pm|
me: I've got a couple things Steve Blum can sign...wait. That sounded bad.Leave a comment
|tears4dragons||Feb. 6th, 2007 12:28 pm recess ~ yesterday|
Kid #1: Switching guns...Leave a comment
me: Ahh, I don't think so. No guns.
kid #2: He made a power ranger.
me: Ok, but no guns. This is a peace zone.
|puckydream||Jan. 31st, 2007 11:41 pm The "Hints and Tips" section of the Rayman Raving Rabids Manual|
"Tip #1: Check out the Hints and Tips Page in your Manual!Leave a comment
"Tip #2: Carefully reread Tip #1 in the Hints and Tips section of your manual!"