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tears4dragonsJul. 31st, 2007 01:25 pm old

Girl 1: Everyone is old.
Girl 2: Except babies.
Girls 1: Oh, yeah, except babies.

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sailorsamusMar. 31st, 2007 11:01 am

Robbie: Well, I'm off to spread hate and discontent...
me: Have fun with that.

(that's one of our town cops...he's pretty sadistic, I think it's why he's a cop)

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sailorsamusMar. 31st, 2007 11:00 am

Tim: How ya doin Coach?
Coach Drendel: Upright and breathing and that beats the alternative.

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sailorsamusMar. 31st, 2007 10:52 am

Dr. Henson: I don't see why you guys are getting so worked up by COBOL...
student: That's because we haven't been using COBOL since it was invented.

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sailorsamusFeb. 24th, 2007 12:36 pm

Anything that doesn't talk back to you, you may use.

-dr. sam, explaining the rules of open note exams

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tears4dragonsFeb. 23rd, 2007 03:49 pm

boy: Do you work?
me: Yes, I am working.
girl: Your not working, your teaching.

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sailorsamusFeb. 18th, 2007 12:53 am

Charles: Hey, watch it. That's harassment...sexual harassment.
Charles: She hit me in the butt.
Me: With the DOOR!
Charles: Doesn't matter, it was still the butt. That's sexual harassment.
Me: That's just wishful thinking.

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sailorsamusFeb. 11th, 2007 07:45 pm

me: I've got a couple things Steve Blum can sign...wait. That sounded bad.

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tears4dragonsFeb. 6th, 2007 12:28 pm recess ~ yesterday

Kid #1: Switching guns...
me: Ahh, I don't think so. No guns.
kid #2: He made a power ranger.
me: Ok, but no guns. This is a peace zone.

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puckydreamJan. 31st, 2007 11:41 pm The "Hints and Tips" section of the Rayman Raving Rabids Manual

"Tip #1: Check out the Hints and Tips Page in your Manual!
"Tip #2: Carefully reread Tip #1 in the Hints and Tips section of your manual!"

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